aidashakur:

A man wanting you to cum before him is big dick, big husband, big daddy energy

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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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90svigilante:

fluffgawd:

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

Pls teach your daughter to not measure her strength by how much pain she can endure

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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jimmyspages:

when you accidentally upset your friend 

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